Dating and #Tracking
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1 year chatting on Tinder.com
1 month agreeing where to meet
1 week figuring out what to wear (shall I wear any of my Maison Libertine stuff?)
5 hours, cleaning, shaving, polishing, moisturising, hair brushing, flossing
2 hours applying make up
1 hours deciding to not wear what I had taken a week to plan (and actually yes he might be worth my Maison Libertine Regina design)
1 hour in the tube to get to a restaurant that I realise in 2 minutes seemed cheap
1 hour to chat and decide that yes, he was nice enough that I would end up at his place
10 minutes to actually go from the cheap restaurant to his place!
5 minutes for small chat
5 minutes to undo all the above (including 4 minutes unhooking the bra)
5 more minutes until HE comes, 10 more minutes to finish myself
1 hours waiting for a Uber home
John, if you read me, learn to count to 60!